Bomberman Land Parody 91

How to make Uke number 1
Racer: Type one Uke must LOVE PINK
Akabom (F): Yeah it's the hottest colour ever
Racer: Anyone who loves getting 'it' shove in their ass loves pink. He must wear cheeky shorts, miniskirts, dresses, glittery high heels, lacey things, girly panties, hearts, sequins, beads and jewelries. He sould dress like a girl at least once a chapter. And even if he gets forced to do Yaoi he should still be oh so positive
Shirobom: He will still smile at all times and giggle to no end cause he really enjoys it
Aobom: But all the same he is a HUGE crybaby, he will whine, wail. cry and moan about everything
Machbom: He also looks skinny and whimpy, does he needs to defend himself? N-O-P-E That's what the seme is for